Utah State Legislature Bans Kegel Exercises Because They Fear It Makes Women Too Powerful
Senate Bill 69 introduced by Senator Vickers passed the House and Senate today on Capitol Hill. The Utah State Legislature agreed that kegel exercises just make women too powerful. Enforcement seemed like it was going to be an issue, but the Utah Senator did offer a solution through his pharmacy in partnership with Zions Harm-U-ceuticals. […]
Utah Porn Filters Censor Governor Spencer Cox
After former Governor Gary Herbert and Senator Todd Weiler deemed Pornography a “Public Health Crisis” measures were put in place to block porn from reaching Utahns. After legislation failed and the administrations censorship aspirations fizzled out, filters remained active and are going haywire. Current Governor Spencer Cox found himself caught in his own web this […]
Kanye West Joins The Mormon Church
Salt Lake City, Utah- Rapper Kanye West has been hasn’t quite painted a clear picture to eactly what he believes. His early hip hop song ‘Jesus Walks’ had people wondering if he was a Christian Rapper. West has done his share of secular tunes since then. Kanye has an LDS neighbor that has been trying […]
Gary Herbert makes it illegal to deny that popcorn pops on the apricot trees
Salt Lake City, Utah- New legislation just passed making it illegal to deny that popcorn pops on apricot trees. Next spring when the apricot trees are in full bloom. You would be able to call the beautiful flowers “Blossoms” anymore. Well, at least in Utah. You will have to refered the white blossoms as “Popcorn.” […]
Giant Tiger Muskie Eats Man At Pineview Reservoir
Huntsville, Utah- An unidentified man was attacked and swallowed whole by a giant Tiger Muskie. Witnesses claim that the man was on a shiny paddle board that may have acted like a lure. “The fish just came up out of the water and hit it like a giant fishing lure.” Said, Brexit Tolman, a town […]
Save The Jackalopes Of Antelope Island
The Story Antelope Island, Utah- Our story begins back in the 1800s. In the middle of the Great Salt resides Antelope Island. Wildlife is everywhere! Antelope, birds, waterfowl, bison, bighorn sheep, wading birds, small mammals, reptiles, coyotes, bobcats, jackrabbits, pronghorn, mule deer and several species of rodents. Millions of migrating birds are visiting the island. […]
22 New Potential Sites For Utah Homeless Shelters
Salt Lake City,Utah- The people of SLC can’t seem to agree on a location to house the new homeless shelter. Surrounding cities don’t want be a part of it. Town halls all over Utah have erupted in protest, bickering and fighting. Nobody seems to want to have a homeless shelter in their town. Local officials […]
The 90 Kangaroos released in Wyoming are already causing problems in Utah
Coalville, Utah- This morning county10.com broke the story that 90 kangaroos were released in Dubois, Wyoming. Not long after the kangaroos found their way to Utah. They were spotted around Echo Reservoir. Kangaroos are fond of fish, birds and have plenty of greens to eat. Hyrum Tolman of the Utah DWR thinks they will hang […]
Breaking News: Angel Moroni Stolen From The Salt Lake City, Utah Mormon Temple
Salt Lake City, Utah – Just before sunset last night, a large drone removed the golden Angel Moroni from the top of the Salt Lake City Mormon Temple. Witnesses claim that the drone used a green laser to cut and remove the statue from the top of the building. Some sort of suction cup was […]
Utah issues first baby DUI
Salt Lake City, Utah- A crazed baby on fermented breast milk, led Utah Highway Patrol, Bountiful, West Bountiful, Woods Cross, North Salt Lake and Salt Lake Police Departments on a slow speed chase today. West Bountiful Police got a report of a billegerent baby urinating in the sand box at a West Bountiful Park. When […]