Utah State Legislature Bans Dune Popcorn Bucket, Because “It Gives Young Men Impure Thoughts.”
Utah State Legislature Bans Dune Popcorn Bucket, Because “It Gives Young Men Impure Thoughts.”
Megalodon Madness: Giant Shark Found in High School Parking Lot, Headed for Luxury Aquarium
In a jaw-dropping turn of events that has left residents of Salt Lake City, Utah, questioning their own sanity, the parking lot of West High School has become the unexpected temporary home of a living fossil: a megalodon. Standing taller than a double-decker bus and longer than your average basketball court, the prehistoric predator was […]
9th & 9th Whale to be replaced with a bronze statue of Salt Lake Mayor biking to work
Salt Lake City, Utah – After numerous complaints about the 9th & 9th Whale art installation in the roundabout located at 9th South and 9th East, Mayor Mendenhall held a press conference. “Why not put a statue there that’s better, something way better…. And I thought, why not me!?” Said Mayor Mendenhall. The new art […]
Salt Lake City Mayor purchased a giant battle mech suit to fight homeless people
Salt Lake City, Utah- The Mayor unveiled her most recent purchase to combat homelessness in SLC. A giant 2.5 billion dollar battle mech named Tent Fighter is the latest tool in the Mayor’s toolbox for her personal war on homelessness. “Every Salt Laker deserves to feel safe knowing their bad ass mayor in a pink […]
Utah Porn Filters Censor Governor Spencer Cox
After former Governor Gary Herbert and Senator Todd Weiler deemed Pornography a “Public Health Crisis” measures were put in place to block porn from reaching Utahns. After legislation failed and the administrations censorship aspirations fizzled out, filters remained active and are going haywire. Current Governor Spencer Cox found himself caught in his own web this […]
22 New Potential Sites For Utah Homeless Shelters
Salt Lake City,Utah- The people of SLC can’t seem to agree on a location to house the new homeless shelter. Surrounding cities don’t want be a part of it. Town halls all over Utah have erupted in protest, bickering and fighting. Nobody seems to want to have a homeless shelter in their town. Local officials […]
Breaking News: Angel Moroni Stolen From The Salt Lake City, Utah Mormon Temple
Salt Lake City, Utah – Just before sunset last night, a large drone removed the golden Angel Moroni from the top of the Salt Lake City Mormon Temple. Witnesses claim that the drone used a green laser to cut and remove the statue from the top of the building. Some sort of suction cup was […]
Utah Names New DUI Law After Former Utah Highway Patrol Officer ‘Lisa Steed.’
Dirty Steeds, Done Dirt Cheap! Salt Lake City, Utah- Lisa Steed is a former Davis Country Utah Highway Patrol. She was the state’s top revenue making machine. She broke state records for DUI arrest. She was even awarded ‘Trooper Of The Year” for it. But Lisa had a dirty little secret. 99% of her DUI […]
Breaking News!!! Giant Brine Shrimp Attacked Salt Lake City
Salt Lake City, Utah- A giant mutant brine shrimp crawled out of the Great Salt Lake near Saltair. Made it’s way to downtown and terrorized the city. The Salt Palace and Temple Square were both targets of the giant creature. This story does have a happy ending though. Watch The Video. Please share this story […]
Tupac live at The Salt Lake Tabernacle
That’s right, Tupac Shakur is back, and he’s ready to throw down in Utah’s most notorious venues, with the worlds most holy of choirs. Tickets are just $25 Kids seats are still only 5 buuuuuuuuucks!!!! The 128th ward relief society will be providing spaghetti and lemonade for the first 25 people! Blessings will be offered […]