WWE Plans to Bulldoze Historic 25th Street in Ogden, Utah for New Sports Arena
Historical 25th to be rebranded to Futuristic 25th Street
Follow-Up: King Cobras Migrate to Utah After Casper, Wyoming Accident
DWR warns Utahns not to approach the deadly snakes
Hill Airforce Base Airman Lands F-35 in Grocery Store Parking Lot for Late-Night Pocky Fix
Roy, Utah- A senior airman stationed at Hill Air Force Base made headlines after allegedly commandeering an F-35 fighter jet to satisfy a late-night craving for Strawberry Pocky sticks, the Base store apparently only had Chocolate. Everyone in Utah knows what store is the Pocky Paradise. Witnesses reported seeing the aircraft touch down in the […]
BYU relaxes grooming standards to recruit Bigfoot to the football team
Brigham Young University’s Unconventional Approach: Relaxing Grooming Standards to Recruit Bigfoot to the Football Team Introduction In a surprising and unconventional move, Brigham Young University (BYU), a private research university owned by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church), has garnered attention by reportedly considering relaxing its grooming standards to recruit Bigfoot […]
Utah State Legislature Bans Kegel Exercises Because They Fear It Makes Women Too Powerful
Senate Bill 69 introduced by Senator Vickers passed the House and Senate today on Capitol Hill. The Utah State Legislature agreed that kegel exercises just make women too powerful. Enforcement seemed like it was going to be an issue, but the Utah Senator did offer a solution through his pharmacy in partnership with Zions Harm-U-ceuticals. […]
Video: Mormon Missionaries Sing Adele’s “Hello” in this Funny Parody
Mormon missionaries sing about their troubles knocking doors.