Follow-Up: King Cobras Migrate to Utah After Casper, Wyoming Accident
DWR warns Utahns not to approach the deadly snakes
Giant Tiger Muskie Eats Man At Pineview Reservoir
Huntsville, Utah- An unidentified man was attacked and swallowed whole by a giant Tiger Muskie. Witnesses claim that the man was on a shiny paddle board that may have acted like a lure. “The fish just came up out of the water and hit it like a giant fishing lure.” Said, Brexit Tolman, a town […]
The 90 Kangaroos released in Wyoming are already causing problems in Utah
Coalville, Utah- This morning county10.com broke the story that 90 kangaroos were released in Dubois, Wyoming. Not long after the kangaroos found their way to Utah. They were spotted around Echo Reservoir. Kangaroos are fond of fish, birds and have plenty of greens to eat. Hyrum Tolman of the Utah DWR thinks they will hang […]
Utah Names New DUI Law After Former Utah Highway Patrol Officer ‘Lisa Steed.’
Dirty Steeds, Done Dirt Cheap! Salt Lake City, Utah- Lisa Steed is a former Davis Country Utah Highway Patrol. She was the state’s top revenue making machine. She broke state records for DUI arrest. She was even awarded ‘Trooper Of The Year” for it. But Lisa had a dirty little secret. 99% of her DUI […]
Breaking News: Scientists bring back the UtahRaptor
Vernal, Utah- A group of Utah scientists have successfully cracked the genome of the UtahRaptor. The UtahRaptor was originally discovered in a quicksand death trap in Utah. These dinosaurs were 10 times the size of the all other raptors. Weighing in at one ton and standing twice the height of a human. Total length was […]