Senate Bill 69 introduced by Senator Vickers passed the House and Senate today on Capitol Hill. The Utah State Legislature agreed that kegel exercises just make women too powerful.

Enforcement seemed like it was going to be an issue, but the Utah Senator did offer a solution through his pharmacy in partnership with Zions Harm-U-ceuticals. Kegel detectors will be installed in all State and Federal buildings. Men will still be allowed to Kegels in public and at home. All data collected from the kegel detectors will be sold to pharmaceutical and research companies.

Women caught doing Kegels will be charged with a Class A Misdemeanor. Women will be allowed to do these exercises under strict supervision of their husbands at home.

We will bring you more on this story as it develops.