Breaking News: Angel Moroni Stolen From The Salt Lake City, Utah Mormon Temple

Salt Lake City, Utah – Just before sunset last night, a large drone removed the golden Angel Moroni from the top of the Salt Lake City Mormon Temple.

Witnesses claim that the drone used a green laser to cut and remove the statue from the top of the building. Some sort of suction cup was deployed and used to carry the heavy gold plated Moroni off into the sunset.

Apparently after the heist, the drone made a rapid descent and touched down near Magna, Utah.

The LDS Church commented “We have dealt with this sort of thing in the past. Many people have tried to steal the angel. But have never been successful. We will find these evildoers and bring them to justice.”

We will bring you more as the story develops.

 

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5 Responses

  1. Nice try. Why didn’t you report on the pranksters diving off the temple steeple into the great salt lake too?

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  4. I thought he was deported to Sweden while claiming he wasn’t from there?

    Farging iceholes can’t get the story straight…

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