Utah Neighborhood Fireworks Show Breaks A World Record!
Breaking News: Utah breaks a world record for largest fireworks celebration ever! The New Years Eve event could be felt in 5 states and shifted the earths axis off by 1 degree and moved the California coastline 3 feet. This celebration put all Japanese, Chinese and Dubai records to shame. Local Police are still looking […]
Tupac live at The Salt Lake Tabernacle
That’s right, Tupac Shakur is back, and he’s ready to throw down in Utah’s most notorious venues, with the worlds most holy of choirs. Tickets are just $25 Kids seats are still only 5 buuuuuuuuucks!!!! The 128th ward relief society will be providing spaghetti and lemonade for the first 25 people! Blessings will be offered […]
Video: Mormon Missionaries Sing Adele’s “Hello” in this Funny Parody
Mormon missionaries sing about their troubles knocking doors.
Godzilla Attacks Mormon Temple In Japan & Has An Epic Battle With Angel Moroni!
Fukuoka, Japan – Godzilla just attacked the Japanese Mormon temple. Japan warned the Mormons that Godzilla was territorial of that area. Top church officials are now rethinking the whole dinosaur thing. “Maybe, we were wrong about the dinosaurs.” Said, Zachariah Hyrum Smith. Smith is a spokesman at the church and was also a science major […]
Breaking News: Stolen Angel Moroni Statue Recovered
Magna, Utah – The Angel Moroni statue stolen from the Salt Lake City LDS temple has been recovered. The statue was removed from the Utah temple just before dusk last night. A heavily modified drone with laser cutting abilities was used to remove Moroni from the top of the building. The golden angel was found […]
Snoop Dogg Joins The Mormon Church
DIAMOND BAR, California (AP) — In what some may consider an unexpected move, rap artist “Snoop Dogg” has reportedly converted to Mormonism after nearly a year of study with the fast-growing, Utah-based faith. {PHOTO CAPTION: Snoop Dogg says he “can’t get enough of the Book of Mormon.”} In a statement, a spokeswoman for Snoop Dogg […]