Utah’s Bear Lake Monster: From Myth to Lunchroom Delicacy

In a shocking turn of events, Utah’s infamous Bear Lake Monster has transitioned from folklore to lunchroom fare faster than you can say “seafood surprise.” Long considered a tall tale spun around campfires, recent events have turned the tables on skeptics and left residents reeling in disbelief. The saga began with an old vintage photograph […]

BYU relaxes grooming standards to recruit Bigfoot to the football team

Brigham Young University’s Unconventional Approach: Relaxing Grooming Standards to Recruit Bigfoot to the Football Team Introduction In a surprising and unconventional move, Brigham Young University (BYU), a private research university owned by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church), has garnered attention by reportedly considering relaxing its grooming standards to recruit Bigfoot […]

Utah Porn Filters Censor Governor Spencer Cox

After former Governor Gary Herbert and Senator Todd Weiler deemed Pornography a “Public Health Crisis” measures were put in place to block porn from reaching Utahns. After legislation failed and the administrations censorship aspirations fizzled out, filters remained active and are going haywire. Current Governor Spencer Cox found himself caught in his own web this […]

Kanye West Joins The Mormon Church

Salt Lake City, Utah- Rapper Kanye West has been hasn’t quite painted a clear picture to eactly what he believes. His early hip hop song ‘Jesus Walks’ had people wondering if he was a Christian Rapper. West has done his share of secular tunes since then. Kanye has an LDS neighbor that has been trying […]