Tag: LDS

Utah Porn Filters Censor Governor Spencer Cox

After former Governor Gary Herbert and Senator Todd Weiler deemed Pornography a “Public Health Crisis” measures were put in place to block porn from reaching Utahns. After legislation failed and the administrations censorship aspirations fizzled out, filters remained active and are going haywire. Current Governor Spencer Cox found himself caught in his own web this […]

Kanye West Joins The Mormon Church

Salt Lake City, Utah- Rapper Kanye West has been hasn’t quite painted a clear picture to eactly what he believes. His early hip hop song ‘Jesus Walks’ had people wondering if he was a Christian Rapper. West has done his share of secular tunes since then. Kanye has an LDS neighbor that has been trying […]

Irish Setters Protest Mitt Romney At The Utah State Capitol

Salt Lake City, Utah- Thousands of Irish Setters showed up at the State Capitol to voice their opposition of Mitt Romney’s Senate seat ambititions. Utah has already projected that he’ll win buy a landslide. Romney has a lot of support from the LDS community in Utah. It’s inivetable that he will replace Orrin Hatch after […]

Breaking News: The Tuna Gate Scandal

Salt Lake City, Utah – Donald Trump just recently visited Utah to sign a bill that would greatly reduce the size of Bears Ears and Escalante National Monuments. Trump’s long time friend Senator Orrin Hatch originally asked Trump if he would come to Utah and undo the bill that former President Obama signed, that expanded […]

Gary Herbert makes it illegal to deny that popcorn pops on the apricot trees

Salt Lake City, Utah- New legislation just passed making it illegal to deny that popcorn pops on apricot trees. Next spring when the apricot trees are in full bloom. You would be able to call the beautiful flowers “Blossoms” anymore. Well, at least in Utah. You will have to refered the white blossoms as “Popcorn.” […]

Life Discovered On The Moon, Mormons Dispatch Missionaries

Washington DC- Donald Trump announced on Friday that NASA has discovered intelligent life on the Moon.   Donald Trump has not been a traditional US president. Many have wondered if UFO disclosure was on the table. Five species of aliens were discovered. The greys were the dominate species on the planet. “A video of a […]

Mormons To Build LDS Temple On Mars

Mars- The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints just announced that they will be building an LDS temple on Mars. On Monday morning, the church plans on launching a super rover named “FAITH.” The super Droid was built at BYU’s robotics department.     “We named this robot ‘Faith’ because Faith will move […]