Salt Lake City Mayor purchased a giant battle mech suit to fight homeless people

Salt Lake City, Utah- The Mayor unveiled her most recent purchase to combat homelessness in SLC. A giant 2.5 billion dollar battle mech named Tent Fighter is the latest tool in the Mayor’s toolbox for her personal war on homelessness. “Every Salt Laker deserves to feel safe knowing their bad ass mayor in a pink […]

22 New Potential Sites For Utah Homeless Shelters

Salt Lake City,Utah- The people of SLC can’t seem to agree on a location to house the new homeless shelter. Surrounding cities don’t  want be a part of it. Town halls all over Utah have erupted in protest, bickering and fighting. Nobody seems to want to have a homeless shelter in their town. Local officials […]

Homeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic

Magna, Utah – Homeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic With Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42″ LED TV… “I don’t mean to laugh, but these people really got one over on Walmart,” said Lieut. Marshall Weiss. “In the attic, we recovered 2 pounds of meth they had somehow produced on a hot plate. They […]