Breaking News: The Tuna Gate Scandal
Salt Lake City, Utah – Donald Trump just recently visited Utah to sign a bill that would greatly reduce the size of Bears Ears and Escalante National Monuments. Trump’s long time friend Senator Orrin Hatch originally asked Trump if he would come to Utah and undo the bill that former President Obama signed, that expanded […]
Life Discovered On The Moon, Mormons Dispatch Missionaries
Washington DC- Donald Trump announced on Friday that NASA has discovered intelligent life on the Moon. Donald Trump has not been a traditional US president. Many have wondered if UFO disclosure was on the table. Five species of aliens were discovered. The greys were the dominate species on the planet. “A video of a […]