Breaking News: Robbery At Bountiful, Utah Chase Bank

Bountiful, Utah- A Clearfield man entered Chase Bank on 500 South in Bountiful to cash a check for the amount of $50.01. He never expected to be robbed by the bank itself. The clerk made an angry face and said “We’re taking $8.00 to cash that check!” Eight bucks to cash a $50.00 check! We have to agree, that is robbery.

Apparently, this in not an isolated incident. The man has been robbed before by Key Bank, US Bank and even Zions Bank. This seems like a greedy trend by banks.

Fortunately, there’s a solution. It’s called a credit Union. Perhaps, America First or Mountain America Credit Union would be the wiser choice. They don’t pull this crap! Why do business with someone that screws you before you’re a customer?

Satire, sort of