Life Discovered On The Moon, Mormons Dispatch Missionaries

Washington DC- Donald Trump announced on Friday that NASA has discovered intelligent life on the Moon.

 

Donald Trump has not been a traditional US president. Many have wondered if UFO disclosure was on the table.

Five species of aliens were discovered. The greys were the dominate species on the planet.

“A video of a grey alien interview will be released later on this week. I have personally talked to the aliens at Area 51. It’s a beautiful building. Other countries have these kind of facilities. But ours is the best.” Said President Trump.

The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints held a conference today on the topic. ”

“We will immediately be dispatching missionaries to the moon. We have already space craft that are ready to go. Elder Ezra Znog, a LDS alien convert will be overseeing  communications and translate the book of Mormon into the grey language. He will also be teaching other elders grey and how to communicate using mental telepathy.” Said, Church President Thomas S. Monson.

Future plans for a Mormon Moon Temple are already in the works. If the Church cannot successfully launch a temple into space, they will construct giant kelms  to melt down meteor rocks to construct the space temple.

We will bring you more on this story as it develops.

 

 

Horseback riders bust NASA filming Mars Rover footage in Moab, Utah

Moab, Utah- A group of horseback riders caught a film crew filming Mars Rover footage in the redrock area of the Utah desert. This area is covered in red sandstone and is the perfect place to fake such an event.

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People recently became skeptical of the NASA missions, after a large rodent was spotted on rover footage.

 

The conspiracy theory forums are going wild. Calling the rover missions “Fake” and most are saying “This is the moon landing all over again!”

The Brine Shrimp acquired several photos and videos from the horseback riders.

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NASA caught setting up shop.

 

Mars Rover Fake!!!

This photo was taken by one the horseback riders.

 

We will bring you more on this story as it develops.