Kanye West Joins The Mormon Church

Salt Lake City, Utah- Rapper Kanye West has been hasn’t quite painted a clear picture to eactly what he believes. His early hip hop song ‘Jesus Walks’ had people wondering if he was a Christian Rapper. West has done his share of secular tunes since then.

Kanye has an LDS neighbor that has been trying to get him and wife, Kim Kardashian to attend their local ward. Kim and Kanye were leaning towards Scientolgy like most Hollywood elites.

One night Kim and Kanye had a party to attend and they left their children in care of their neighbors daughter ‘Briezee Tolman.’ When Kayne got home the babysitter was playing a song for the children. It was the Mormon primary classic ‘Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.’ What is that!? That’s tight, yo! I’m like the new Jesus, said Kanye! He borrowed the CD to sample for a new track. West also fell in love with ‘Popcorn popping on the apricot tree.’ West was feeling the Primary Jams so much that he agreed to have the missionaries come over.

Not long after Kayne was ready to join the church and was baptised on March 20th, 2018.

West has never been happier

Kanye attended the 2018 LDS General Conference. Someone interrupted the event, surprisingly it wasn’t Kanye.

Kanye one day plans to be the LDS Church leader. He feels he would make a great church president. He told us that he was Jesus in a past life and he is just what the church needs.

There has been non word if Kim Kardashian will be a Mormon convert or not.

We will bring you more as this story developes.

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